Anthony ?
From: Nebraska
TRUNK: Outdoor Products bag

Contents:
- Leopard print Underwear
- 2 Slayer patches
- Pictures from sister’s wedding (one year ago)
- 8 skate wheels. Sizes: 64 & 60
- One empty ring pack (for16 oz cans)
- Court information papers for criminal mischief
- Piece of paper with a phone number (“She bought me dinner and a hotel room once.”)
- 1 lens for glasses (not sure for what stigmatism)
- Stash Tea bag (English Breakfast)
- Release agreement from jail
- Papers from the Oregon Department of Revenue
- 2 travel size mouth wash bottles (one empty, one full)
- Letter
- Toothpaste
- Toothbrush
- Women’s earrings
- 10 cents
- A Walk in the Woods by Bill Bryson
- 2 bobby pins
- Eyelash curler
- Airline ticket stub, Phoenix to Portland, issued under a female’s name
- Eyeglass case
- Sleeping bag
- PBR 40
- Lotion
- Gloves
- Comb
DP: Where do you live?
A?: Everywhere.
DP: Are you Homeless?
A?: No, not homeless, just houseless.
DP: Well where did you come from to get here today?
A?: Ummm I think I was somewhere in Hillsboro last night, we took the max in today and skated over here.” (Colonel Summers Park, SE Portland)
DP: What are you doing here today?
A?: We came here to meet up with some friends and skate… They’re not hear but we saw that girl, Gina, earlier so I guess it was worth coming down. (motions towards nearby woman)
DP: Hahaha ok, is that what the extra wheels are for? Are you getting a new deck?
A?: Nope, just have extras in case.
DP: You said you’re from Nebraska originally, is that where you came from last?
A?: No, I was up in Alaska, throwing fish on a fish boat and cooking in a restaurant on the docks.
DP: Do you have a job here?
A?: Nope, I’ve been trying but I can’t get work.
DP: What kind of work are you looking for?
A?: I’d like to work constructing but no one is hiring. I want to try and save up money to go to PCC and become a certified EMT. I Figure people will always be getting hurt and dying so it would be a pretty solid line of work.
DP: So, as well as seeing an eyelash curler and girl’s earrings in your bag, we also found a plane ticket stub for a flight with [a female] passenger name. Did you two travel together?
A?: Hahaha uhhh no, I think this is her bag. We used to be together but some crazy shit went down with me and this stripper and she flipped. So, I think I just grabbed her bag when I left.
DP: Did you have another bag that you left?
A?: Yeah, it was a larger bag that I could put more things in but it got stolen.
DP: What about the court papers, did you get in trouble recently?
A?: Yeah, I got arrested for busting up windows when I was black out drunk.
DP: Did, someone catch you doing it?
A?: Yeah, I busted the window of a tent repair store on SE Clinton St. Some neighbors followed me and waited with me ‘til the cops came. I was really drunk so I just sat there and waited.
DP: Since you’re houseless, how important to you is your bag?
A?: My bag is my mobile home but it’s funny because some people have a stigma that you’re just homeless and there’s nothing else. That you’re just drunk, dirty and you suck.
DP: Lastly if you could have one thing from your bag with you at all times, what would it be?
A?: Definitely my Leopard print undies… The girls like them, they laugh and it’s alright. Then they say, “get in this”.
Did this guy talk about fart-meat?
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA Uhh no, I don't think he did. Care to explain the question?
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